Apr 20, 2008

Mobile Bank Robber won't get off his mobile

Yeah, it's really stupid behavior but when you live in a city actually called MOBILE... well I guess those people really like their cell phones.

A yet to be identified 5'5 man went into a Mobile Alabama bank, waved a handgun at the teller, and robbed the First Community Bank on Cottage Hill; the whole time never getting off his cell phone.

While that theoretically should make him easier to catch, phone companies can just pull up who was making a phone call from that location and get his name and address, the police have yet to nab him or even comment if they know his identity.

The perp (I looove saying perp) was black, between 20-25, 140 pounds, and drove away in a silver Nissan Sentra or Altima sporting Mississippi plates. So basically if you see an African American midget who's flaunting loads of cash but can't see over the dashboard of his Nissan, you should call the Mobile Police Department at 251-208-7211.

Also, if you're a single woman between the ages of 35-45 who doesn't mind a guy who's slightly over weight, works long hours, and is still paying alimony to his two ex-wives; you should also call 251-208-7211 and ask for Dave.

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