Jermain Defoe texts 36GG sized mistress for "boobie call"

Okay so it’s a slow news day but apparently News of the World is reporting that Jermain Defoe, the star striker for Tottenham Hotspur, has a kinky secret life that includes sticking his head into the cup of his mistress’ 36GG bra.
For seven years, during which he was seeing such high profile women as David Beckam’s sister, Charlotte Mears, and current GF model Danielle Lloyd; Jermain Defoe has been sneaking off with the buxom Stephanie Moule… who lives in the area of Tottenham’s training ground.

eceiving such text messages as, "Put that white skirt on im here b ready"… way romantic… Moule finds Defoe at her door around 2am and he stays for at most 3 hours; aside from the bra wearing, standing on his head when he wants to reload for another around… and Jesus I want to remove that mental image from my head.

Anyway, how to I put this – woman if you only receive text messages for you man in the middle of the night, you are not his girlfriend! Seriously, what happened to the days when their was an actual phone call involved in a “booty call”?
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