Apparently at the Cleveland Infertility Clinic, researchers have found a correlation between the quality of a patent’s sperm and the amount of time they spend on a cell phone. Of the 361 men who went to the clinic, the ones who talked on their cell phone for over 4 hours a day had the lowest average of sperm and lowest amount viable sperm.
And while that’s at best circumstantial proof that the electromagnetic energy from cell phones effects sperm, it did give me an idea for a great text messaging service.
The “Sperm-inater” would take the most underappreciated aspect of mobile, harmful radiation, and make lemonade! All you have to do is receive one of our “electromagnetically enhanced” text messages while your cell phone’s in your pocket and you’ll be completely infertile for up to six hours. Customers will never have to wear condoms again!
I’m so confident in this product that I’m offering a full satisfaction or your money back guarantee… provided of course your dissatisfaction isn’t related to getting knocked up.
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